What this Blog is Not

You may have noticed. . . that this blog is not an up-to-the-nanosecond hive locale for the latest news, trends or catchiest slang. Since I know you have better things to do than stare at a computer screen and read a lengthy, neverending blab, especially when there's so much to be done out there in the world, I try to limit my paragraphs. I won't make this a part-time job for you to pour your mind into. Besides, who wants to participate in feeding the latest key word search, while those who compile such daily searches monitor the human collective as if it were some sort of single bodied, impressionable entity? For heaven's shoes, get outside.

What's that? The air quality is better in the mall? Oh. Well then get back on your computer and read more about alternative energies.